So long and Thanks for all the fish

I had the funkiest and scariest time in my life yesterday... I thought I was going to see the great pearly gates, but instead I am here, telling you about the bright lights...

It started last night after eating leftover dinners infront of the TV and packing up to go and play my regular Ultimate Frisbee comp down the road from my apartment.

The game started great with our team, 6 points up, when I felt tightening of the skin on my face and arm. Under the great halogen light I look upon my arm and I saw something scary.....

My whole arm was starting to be covered in Hives!!
I touch my face and I could feel the lumpy skins, which is a telltale signs hives.

Like a typical guy, I thought that I was impervious to harm, so I continues playing since my breathing was still normal and I did not feel under-weather, beside looking like a guy who have been stung a 100 times by killer bees =P

Anyway I played for another hour before I realise that I am getting worst!
I could feel that the skin all over my body has tighten, and itchiness is spreading onto my body and all extremities.....

At that time, fear begins to seeps into my body and I decided that early exits would be a good idea. So as I was planning to leave, the lights on the field suddenly switch off!

In the dark, I told my TL that I was leaving and off I went.
As I was walking towards my home, I begin to sense that my eye sight were failing....

White lights were blinding to me, but everything were blurry. Colours were merging into each other. I could not see any details just bright spots... My body felt like it was drunk. I was fighting hard to continue walking, I was stumbling and blackout was inevitable. I knew if I blackout I might not wake up again....

Luckily for me I reach home and I colapse on to my apartment floor.
Of course my wife freak out !!
She wanted to call the ambulance, but I convinced her not to over-react.
Anyway she called my folks and told them my conditions... they advise for me to see a doctor, but since it is 11pm on a weekday, there were no medical centre open, only the emergency clinic in the hospital.

After a short rest, they were able to move me to the emergency clinic.
Due to my "non-fatal" symptoms the triage nurse decided that I was not in danger and I was left to wait for over 2 hours, before I decided to go home and just rest. My symptoms finally subsided while I was waiting , that I was confident that the worst was over and all I need was some rest....

The next morning, I woke up and all the hives were gone.

Some people call it Taking a dump, sending a mail to Bondi or the private time, but no matter what you call it, what do you do when you at work or out the comfort of your own domain.

Personally I never want to put my arse anywhere near a publicly owned, bacteria infested bowl. We can lie to ourself that a few pieces of toilet paper will lean the plastic seat, but seriously do you really think that it will clean anything? And how about the people/stranger walking pass your cubicle while you are doing your business… doesn’t it just distract the shit out of you, no punt intended.

Public dumping is only performed when there is an emergency (Emergency index = Distance to closest toilet/Distance to own toilet * Number of Flatulence per minute). So this means that when public dumping occurs it is normally accompanied with some stereo action. Of course there is the fragrance that comes from the by-product, the lingering smell that never dissipates and becomes stronger as you walk away.

Also how about the poor by-standers who happen to stumble by. Who really wants to hear and smell the action coming from your cubicle?!

Sparky: [the cheerleaders form a line for Sparky to inspect] You, you have weak ankles. One of your calves is bigger than the other. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup. What's with the skin? Say it with me SUNLIGHT. Male cheerleaders, enough said. Smile. Don't smile. Ah, good tone and general musculature. Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it's own website! And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you'll probably need more work than anybody.


Carver: She puts the "ass" in "massive."
Darcy: You put the "lewd" in "deluded."
Whitney: She puts the "itch" in "bitch."
Courtney: She puts the "whore" in "horrifying."



Can anybody guess what movie it is?

Elektra Trailer is coming to town soon and I must say I am curious if it is going to be a flop like Daredevil, or they will do the character justice.

I am still apprehensive of Jennifer garner as Elektra, but I guess they need some semi-name actor to get the masses to watch the movie. I always thinks that her martial arts moved is way to stiff and slow. Don't get me wrong, I think that she has a great body, but she is not an action hero. Comeon, who actually watch Alias for the action ... I think Short skirts, and skippy tops were the main motivation for watch the series. Rambaldi can keep his secrets for all I care...

Another Martial Art movie which is tickling my interest is Luc Besson's 'Banlieue 13'. David Belle who is credited with inventing art of
Parkour is one of the "Martial Artist" who is going to kick some arse in the movie.

Lots of my friends don't appreciated Luc besson's action, but I think Kiss the Dragon and Transporter was pretty awesome.

So do yourself a favour and go see some kick arse action!!

Thank god for hot windy days, Plunging neck lines, backless dresses and short skirts!!! :P

I was in another wedding again, but this time with a differences. This was a wedding organised by the yuppies! who live on the other side of the tracks... the golden tracks.
Where all their friends looks like models from a cleo magazines and they shop at Ralph Lauren and co....

I havent seen that many plunging neck-lines on the female guests since the last time I saw a PR0n movie :P
The girls were just flaunting their assets and all I can say is god bless for their flawless assets !!

Of course I had to be careful not to stare, since the wife is just standing next to me...
Sunglasses us an awesome tool for such a situations and also being a head taller than your wife is always a good bonus :)

Look on the bright side...We can now re-cycle our old "bush" jokes for another 4 years :)
Woo-pee-dee-doo


"The children of today are the children of tomorrow. The only difference is
that they will be adults"
- George W. Bush

"Our intelligence reports are 95% accurate. The other 6% can be
attributed to human error."
- George W. Bush

"The United States is not interested in the Iraqi oil reserves. It
belongs to the Iraqi people. But somebody needs to pump it out and sell it to
them and we are that somebody."
- George W. Bush

"We were the first to land on the moon. We will also be the second to
land on the moon."
- George W. Bush

"Any threat to America is a threat to the United States"
- George W. Bush

"AIDS is destroying the economic growth of Africa. Africans need to
stand up and say 'No' to AIDS. Those who are already infected may remain in
their beds. Help is on its way."
- George W. Bush

"Have I ever watched Star Wars? Yes. I watched at least 100 times. I
used to run around the house pretending I was Luke Skymaker"
- George W. Bush

"I thank the U.S Army for their fantastic work. They are all heroes.
The world is full of heroes. Even the Iraqis are heroes. They have been
beaten but they remain heroes in our eyes."
- George W. Bush

"No. No. Yes I said no. We are not after the oil. No. No."
- George W. Bush

"Rats are not national emergencies. They are animals."
- George W. Bush

"I have 200% faith in Condoleza Rice. What would a curry be without
rice?"
- George W. Bush

"There is so much space in space that it is unbelievable."
- George W. Bush

"Zimbabwe? What has Zimbabwe got to do with Iraq? We have no intention
of going to war with Zimbabwe. We don't even know where Zimbabwe is"
- George W. Bush

"Osama is not in the United States. If he was, I am sure he would have
stopped by for some tea and cookies."
- George W. Bush

"We have to ask ourselves 'Why?'. I have asked myself, but my brain
does not respond."
- George W. Bush

"Sometimes even I may make statements that do not make sense but I
always stand by my own misstatements. I do not believe I am perfect. I may
seem perfect to many people."
- George W. Bush

"We will weed out terrorism with all our might. We just need to make
sure we bring our fertilizer with to sow the seeds of tomorrow. There will
be a bad smell. We all make bad smells from time to time"
- George W. Bush.

Go home at 7pm
Eat, shower, sleep.
Wake up at 11 pm
shower (to wake up)
drive to work and work till 7 am the next morning!!


and you wonder why I still have the flu!!!

So YOU have a leader, who have lied infront of the whole nation, telling everyone that there are Weapons of mass destruction.
YOU have leader who started 2 wars in 4 years.
YOU have a leader who we all thought rigged the last election.

So what do you do when it was time to choose a new leader?
YOU choose the WANKER who stirred up shit and lied to the whole freaking world!!

Good luck to you Yanks and all your young soldiers bleeding in foreign ground.

And Dear God help us all, for the rest of the world will reap the whirlwind of pain, sow by the great nation of "democracy"

Jessica Alba is now the new Susam Storm in the up and coming Fantastic 4 movie.

I hope she makes everything Invisible (except her of course =P)

Is Michael Moore in mourning ?

He has removed his front page ??!!

Atleast the election has not made him speechless =P

I have an annoying sore throat....
I have a start of a a very bad cold (runny nose, coughing etc)
I am working 12 hours day
I work on weekends too...

and George w. Bush won the election!!

I am told that no married person should have a friendship with the opposite sex, because such friendship would lead to itimacy and this lead to never ending trouble.

Truth to say that I like to have conversations with females than males, since males conversation is very superficial. Guy and guy talk normally revolves around the latest soccer scores or the latest/fatest car....

I have lots of female friends and althought most of them are married, I still have a handfull which are not..and my wife always fear that if I keep talking with them, I would eventually leave her...??!

I always think that I can have a plutonic relationship with a female...Am I just naive???....