Monday, November 15, 2004
Bush-wacked!
Look on the bright side...We can now re-cycle our old "bush" jokes for another 4 years :)
Woo-pee-dee-doo
"The children of today are the children of tomorrow. The only difference is
that they will be adults"
- George W. Bush
"Our intelligence reports are 95% accurate. The other 6% can be
attributed to human error."
- George W. Bush
"The United States is not interested in the Iraqi oil reserves. It
belongs to the Iraqi people. But somebody needs to pump it out and sell it to
them and we are that somebody."
- George W. Bush
"We were the first to land on the moon. We will also be the second to
land on the moon."
- George W. Bush
"Any threat to America is a threat to the United States"
- George W. Bush
"AIDS is destroying the economic growth of Africa. Africans need to
stand up and say 'No' to AIDS. Those who are already infected may remain in
their beds. Help is on its way."
- George W. Bush
"Have I ever watched Star Wars? Yes. I watched at least 100 times. I
used to run around the house pretending I was Luke Skymaker"
- George W. Bush
"I thank the U.S Army for their fantastic work. They are all heroes.
The world is full of heroes. Even the Iraqis are heroes. They have been
beaten but they remain heroes in our eyes."
- George W. Bush
"No. No. Yes I said no. We are not after the oil. No. No."
- George W. Bush
"Rats are not national emergencies. They are animals."
- George W. Bush
"I have 200% faith in Condoleza Rice. What would a curry be without
rice?"
- George W. Bush
"There is so much space in space that it is unbelievable."
- George W. Bush
"Zimbabwe? What has Zimbabwe got to do with Iraq? We have no intention
of going to war with Zimbabwe. We don't even know where Zimbabwe is"
- George W. Bush
"Osama is not in the United States. If he was, I am sure he would have
stopped by for some tea and cookies."
- George W. Bush
"We have to ask ourselves 'Why?'. I have asked myself, but my brain
does not respond."
- George W. Bush
"Sometimes even I may make statements that do not make sense but I
always stand by my own misstatements. I do not believe I am perfect. I may
seem perfect to many people."
- George W. Bush
"We will weed out terrorism with all our might. We just need to make
sure we bring our fertilizer with to sow the seeds of tomorrow. There will
be a bad smell. We all make bad smells from time to time"
- George W. Bush.
Woo-pee-dee-doo
"The children of today are the children of tomorrow. The only difference is
that they will be adults"
- George W. Bush
"Our intelligence reports are 95% accurate. The other 6% can be
attributed to human error."
- George W. Bush
"The United States is not interested in the Iraqi oil reserves. It
belongs to the Iraqi people. But somebody needs to pump it out and sell it to
them and we are that somebody."
- George W. Bush
"We were the first to land on the moon. We will also be the second to
land on the moon."
- George W. Bush
"Any threat to America is a threat to the United States"
- George W. Bush
"AIDS is destroying the economic growth of Africa. Africans need to
stand up and say 'No' to AIDS. Those who are already infected may remain in
their beds. Help is on its way."
- George W. Bush
"Have I ever watched Star Wars? Yes. I watched at least 100 times. I
used to run around the house pretending I was Luke Skymaker"
- George W. Bush
"I thank the U.S Army for their fantastic work. They are all heroes.
The world is full of heroes. Even the Iraqis are heroes. They have been
beaten but they remain heroes in our eyes."
- George W. Bush
"No. No. Yes I said no. We are not after the oil. No. No."
- George W. Bush
"Rats are not national emergencies. They are animals."
- George W. Bush
"I have 200% faith in Condoleza Rice. What would a curry be without
rice?"
- George W. Bush
"There is so much space in space that it is unbelievable."
- George W. Bush
"Zimbabwe? What has Zimbabwe got to do with Iraq? We have no intention
of going to war with Zimbabwe. We don't even know where Zimbabwe is"
- George W. Bush
"Osama is not in the United States. If he was, I am sure he would have
stopped by for some tea and cookies."
- George W. Bush
"We have to ask ourselves 'Why?'. I have asked myself, but my brain
does not respond."
- George W. Bush
"Sometimes even I may make statements that do not make sense but I
always stand by my own misstatements. I do not believe I am perfect. I may
seem perfect to many people."
- George W. Bush
"We will weed out terrorism with all our might. We just need to make
sure we bring our fertilizer with to sow the seeds of tomorrow. There will
be a bad smell. We all make bad smells from time to time"
- George W. Bush.
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