So long and Thanks for all the fish

It is a Sunny 25 degrees in the city and I am loving it....
No because of the heat which makes me sweat like a pig,
Nor the steamy trains I have to sit in when I go work...
But the HOTTIES strutting their stuff every where I go...
I love the teeny weeny tops they wear and the short shorts they squeeze into.
Ahhhh...Summer it is finally hear!.....

But one things strange I notice is when a  girl  is wearing those bloody short skirts are running
they then try and hold their skirts down, I guess in an attempt to stop the skirt from flying up and uncover their heinie...
Isn't that just hypocritical, you are wearing an bloody short skirt and you are attempting to be modest??!!
Oh please... modesty went out the window, when you squeeze your big arse on that tiny skirt...