So long and Thanks for all the fish

An interesting thoughts to ponder in this wet and cold summer day....

 Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

 Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
 one can die.

 Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
 without an erection, make him a sandwich!

 Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach
 a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

 Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
 anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one
 tumble down the stairs.

 Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
 hospitals dying of nothing.

 Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays
 no attention to criticism.

 Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
 quid and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?

 Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
 Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT:

 We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
 the millions and millions of cows in the UK but we haven't got a
 clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
 located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in
 charge of immigration.