So long and Thanks for all the fish

 This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

An interesting thoughts to ponder in this wet and cold summer day....

 Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

 Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
 one can die.

 Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
 without an erection, make him a sandwich!

 Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach
 a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

 Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
 anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one
 tumble down the stairs.

 Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
 hospitals dying of nothing.

 Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays
 no attention to criticism.

 Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
 quid and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?

 Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
 Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT:

 We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
 the millions and millions of cows in the UK but we haven't got a
 clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
 located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in
 charge of immigration.

After suffering for a few weeks of crazy summer heat, I decide that we need to hard core A/C.
So Today the 2.5 horse power of A/C was installed into my apartment!!
Damn it was a relieve!!
No longer will I sweat in my bed!!
No longer will my squirm in his cot during the hot nights.....

Now my worries is, will the neighbours complaint about the noise of the condenser?....
Due to my eagerness I also forgot to notify the Strata ...opps :P
am I going to get into trouble?! I hope not.

I think I am going to go out tonight and get some tall plants to cover my new condenser.... heh heh ....

Fingers cross.....

I am now a DAD!!
To a beautiful Son.
Before now I do not know what total and utter Love is.
Don't get me know, I love my wife, but that is adult love.
There are indenpence in such love.

But Love to your son or daughter is total and utter Love!
He/she have no one else but you.
They love you unconditionally
They need you for everything.
Their smile brings you sunshine
Their tears brings you Hell
Their Joy brings you Heaven

My fear of life is no longer my own, but for my son.
How could I or anyone parents cope with they death of their off-spring
That is a trial, I would pray I would be asked to be tested.

Many moons have pass since my last entry.
Many changes have occur since my last rites.
Are these changes for the better or worst?
Only time will tell and only patience will know...

Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth
Still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
Still a little hard to say what's going on

Still a little bit of your ghost, your witness
Still a little bit of your face I haven't kissed
You step a little closer each day
That I can’t say what's going on

Stones taught me to fly
Love, taught me to lie
Life, it taught me to die
So it's not hard to fall
When you float like a cannonball