Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Woman Tennis

I think I am going to be a Born-Again fan for Woman Tennis!!
Why you asked?
3 words buddy....microscopic hipster shorts
Check out the babe below and you will be a new convert too =)



Tuesday, June 29, 2004

There is something about Shu Qi




I don't know why, but she grows on you after a while. She is a crappy actor and I hate her nasal whinny voice and I don't think that she has an awesome body, but she is sexy!

There are currently 160,000 sites about her on google. So what is the attractions?




Care Factor ...

T-minus 3 days

I think I am beginning to enjoy my last week of work. It is like the last week of school, where your care-factor is going to zero and you do what ever you want.

My day consisted of coming in late, going home to try to burn some DVD, go to the post office to get some stuff, have a 2 hour lunch with a colleague, drink a couple of nice cold beer, check out some websites and read some news.

Damn life is great !!
I can't wait for tomorrow. I think I'll set up an FTP server on one of my Test PC and move all my stuff there, so I can burn it off.

Also I think thursday will be Spiderman 2 day, since it is coming out on thursday and I can't be bother going to work =P heh heh ....

Hopefully my work ethic/conscience will not destroy my evil self =P

Monday, June 28, 2004

Tonya Harding Punch like a girl




Would you believe that a Champion Ice skater would become an amatuer boxer? Well
Tonya Harding has made that switch and man I think she is regretting it.

Tonya Harding's new career as a boxer took a severe beating Friday, along with her face, as she was knocked out by Amy Johnson.

The fight was stopped at 1:04 of the round.

Keep on Blogging

Read an interesting article about blogging on the local online news SMH. It gives a nice overview on what software you can use to blog.

Friday, June 25, 2004

Erika Eleniak

Remember her? Erika was the hottie in Baywatch when it first came out. I am sure all the guys in the 80s had the hots for her. She was like the wet dream of all teenage kids... I know I dream of her a couple of times =P
To make even sexier was that she was a playmate !! Which mean if you have the guts you can always try to get the mags!!
Man those were the days when you sneak out late at night and go to the local petrol stations and get those Adult magazines =)
Those guys who worked the grave yard shift were the best, they didn't care if you were underage, they just let you buy what ever you want!! Of course most of the time we had to draw lots to see who would go and buy the first one and see if you do get caught. Luckily for me I never was the first =)

Anyway now adays you don't even need to do that anymore. If you want a pic of a celebrity you like, just type their name on google and bobs your uncle..





And the funniest thing is that most of pics of her is nude =P

Uncle Picolo

Yep that is right... I am an Uncle again!
My sister in-law has just pop up another child. Supposedly a healthy daughter.
This means I will have to travel for an hour to check out how they are and spend the rest of the month getting a earful from the wife, about how she is getting old and she wants a child. How that all her friends are having a child and she wants one too!

Can she not realise that we just got married. And we should have some time enjoying the freedom and getting our self settle in. Get a place of our own and get some capital before we launch ourself into making an baby. Heh I am happy to practice all she like, but comeon lets be practical, a child is the single most expensive thing in the world, do we really want to jump straight on to it.

I love our freedom at the moment, we can travel when we want and we can do anything on a drop of a hat, what is going to happen with a baby......

Update: The Indian Spiderman

Here is an update on the new Curry in a Hurry Spiderman. Check him out!! Don't you think that his shoes is sexy!!





Definitely he is Bollywood material

3ll3

Are you 3ll3?
Can you h4x0r codes like trinity ?
OR are you just a "script kiddy" ....

In any case you can speak like them, the this cool little 3ll3 Translator

Thursday, June 24, 2004

I see your wang is as BIG as mine ....

According to the news Colin Farrell's manhood is reportedly so big it was considered too shocking for moviegoers.....

I guess that might be true, but that is only because they have not film my Stainless Steel WANG on film yet!!

Ming-Na




She is a great beauty in real life, and not bad as a digital one....





Now you can enjoy her weekly on ER.

The next dilemma

When you were young, all you need to do was to get good grades. To study hard and get good grades, so that you can go to a good High School.

Then you have to study even harder to get into a Good University.

Then you have to study even even harder to get a Good Job.

Once you get a good job, what do you do ?
What does your family expect you to achieve next ?

MARRIAGE of course!!

After the marriage what is next??......

Do you get a place of you own or do you have a baby first ?
I have been told that by the wife that she wants a baby!!

But I want to get a place of our own first....

So what is next ?

Objectivism

Ayn Rand named her philosophy “Objectivism” and described it as a philosophy for living on earth. Objectivism is an integrated system of thought that defines the abstract principles by which a man must think and act if he is to live the life proper to man. Ayn Rand first portrayed her philosophy in the form of the heroes of her best-selling novels, The Fountainhead (1943) and Atlas Shrugged (1957). She later expressed her philosophy in nonfiction form.


Can she be the next L. Ron Hubbard?




Scientology Aims:
A civilization without insanity, without criminals and without war, where the able can prosper and honest beings can have rights, and where man is free to rise to greater heights, are the aims of Scientology. — L. Ron Hubbard

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Computers in 2034

Can computer really be faster than we ever dream of??.....
Computers in 2034

Guess who she is ...




Would you believe she is Chiaki Kuriyama, the actress who played the Psycho Killer Go Go in Kill Bill vol 1. She looks pretty harmless from where I am sitting, but damn was she scary in the movie ....


P2P is awesome

I have finally got my whole collection of Batman Animated series, Superman Animated and Justice League Series 1 and 2!!

It is great to have unlimited bandwidth at work and a overused CD burner =)

Now I am trying to convert all my AVI collections into MPEG so I can burn into DVDs with funky menus. I am currently using TMPEG DVD Author... Does anyone have other software suggestions?

Monday, June 21, 2004

Guinevere

She is the new Guinevere.



Now I understand why Lancelot would betrayed Arthur.....

weekend recap

Had a great weekend.

Went and saw Shrek 2 on friday and it was awesome!





They have some great movie spoof. LOTR, Zorro and of course mission impossible!!
I love puss n' boots, he was great. All the girls cried out when they puss showed his "cute" face.

If you have not seen it, I absolutely recommend it.

On saturday we had a get together with a bunch of my Uni friends.
We basically started yacking from 2 pm to 2 am !! and the best thing was that there was no alcohol. Just pure good natured get together.

We talk about life, old uni life, gossip about old friends. We had pizza and pasta for dinner and played Taboo. Awesome game!! It was the battle of the sexes and I am proud to say that the guys won!!
and we were handicapped. 5 against 3!!

It was the most enjoyable time. It has been 6 years since uni, and it is amazing that we are still together. To be invited to weddings and to talk about the good old days. It sometimes makes me feel very old...in a good sort of way.

Indian Spiderman to wear sarong

SPIDERMAN will put on a sarong and fight the bad guys through the rickshaw-clogged streets of Bombay in an Indian version of the US comic classic, according to reports.


Bollywood spiderman!!

I wonder if they have the typical bollywood singing half in the story ....

Friday, June 18, 2004

End of an Era

I officially handed in my resignation today .... man I was a little bit nervous about that.

I could not sleep the night before thinking about it ... but now I am glad it is over!

I have 2 weeks and I will be out of here and into my new role at a software company... +0

Wish my luck in my new job!!!

wedgies....




I can't believe that The SUN can have a full page article about how Kate Moss have a wedgie!!?

Who cares?!

In anycase I think Kate is a little bit cold... so I think I might drop by NY and warm her up =)

SHARK!!

You've got to see this. It's incredible !!
1st look and see the shark under the water.
Keep your cursor out of the picture until you see the shark.
Then move your mouse cursor onto the picture, but stand back, you might get wet (it's like it's 3D).


Click Here

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Law of Sun Tzu

The Art of war, is governed by five constant factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.

These are:

(1) The Moral Law: The Moral Law causes the people to be in complete accord with their ruler, so that they will follow him regardless of their lives, undismayed by any danger.

(2) Heaven: Heaven signifies night and day, cold and heat, times and seasons.

(3) Earth: Earth comprises distances, great and small; danger and security; open ground and narrow passes; the chances of life and death.

(4) The Commander: The Commander stands for the virtues of wisdom, sincerely, benevolence, courage and strictness.

(5) Method and discipline: By method and discipline are to be understood the marshaling of the army in its proper subdivisions, the graduations of rank among the officers, the maintenance of roads by which supplies may reach the army, and the control of military expenditure.

This is a 2400 years old work! And it is still as important now. Doesn't it makes you proud to be a chinese =)

Carina Lau

Is she a hottie or what. I haven't seen her in a lot of movies, but she is damn good.




She is close to 40 years old and she is still gorgeous!
What is she taking or doing??!!

Good news and Bad news.....

Bad news first, we have just been told that our company is up for sale!!
We don't if we have buyers, but all we know is that our mother company wants to sell us.... BITCH!!

We don't know much details, but as you may guess the morale here is crap. In any case nothing will change till there is an offer and even that will take 3 to 6 months.

Good News, I have been offered a new job!! Pays 10K more and it is close to home!
It is a small software company but I think it will be good for a change.

Man, someone upstairs is really smilling upon me =)

Friday, June 11, 2004

Malaysian Idol

NO FREAKING WAY!!
Malaysian Idol is coming to TOWN!!

So is anyone on the blogsphere going to sing their little hearts out??....

Elisha Cuthbert

I just found out that Elisha Cuthbert was born on the same day as me.... Hot Dang!!


Is she a hottie or what =P
Can't wait to see her in The Girl Next Door

What is this world coming to ....

There is a Pastor in Denmark which has been quoted as saying that he did not believe in God, resurrection or eternal life. Additional to this, he was asked to resigned by the church and he refuse!!

And people from him Church actually wants him to stay!!

What the Hell For!??!
He is a Pastor, he is suppose to preach the word of God, so logically if he doesn't believe in what he is teaching should he not just leave?

The people from the parish is "arguing that the church must tolerate differences of opinion."

WHAT THE F**K!!

HE DOES NOT BELIEVE IN GOD!!
That is the whole point of religion! That is the whole basis of the Church. The pastor is not just disagreeing about what colour shorts he should wear on the weekend... he has lost the faith and he is preaching it!

DAMN!! The is political correctness gone wrong!



Keep Your Jesus off My Penis: The Video

What else can I say, check it out... it is pretty funny =P
Keep Your Jesus off My Penis

Thursday, June 10, 2004

China plans plastic surgery 'pageant'

"Artificial beauties" from around the world will gather "soon" to show off the skills of their plastic surgeons, the Xinhua news agency reported, citing the head of the organizing committee, surnamed Lu.


news.com.au

Lets bring it on!!

Just got a call..... I have a second interview next week with the MD!!!

HOT DANG!!

Wish me luck boys and girls.....

Want a lolly?

A boy was walking down the road when a car pulled over.

"If you get in," the driver said, "I'll give you $10."

The boy refused and kept on walking. A bit further along, the man pulled
over again.

"Ok, how about $20 and a bag of lollies?" the driver asks. The boy told the
man to piss off, and kept on walking. Further up the road, the driver tried
once more.

"Right this is my final offer , I'll give you $50 and all the lollies you
can eat".

The little boy stopped walking, went towards the car, leaned in and said,

"You bought the f *&king Volvo, DAD...... live with it."

Gotta love someone who can dance!

Dancing Hippo

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Freaking Government Office (RTA)

Anyway the upside to waking early is that you can go home early. Left work at 3 ish and went straight to the local RTA (Road Traffic Authority) to renew my drivers license. Of course the place was packed with house wifes and the retired!! I think government office has the worst customer service skills in the all professions! And you know why, cause no matter what they do to you (customer), you have to come back they do not have any competitor!

The average wait time is 1.5 hours!! It doesn’t matter if you want to renew a license or pay a bill, you have to wait 1.5 freaking hours just to see someone!!
There are atleast 30 people waiting just to pay their bills (which you can't pay online). If you are running your own private business, would you let your customer wait so long just to pay you?
If you are a customer to any other commercial company, would just leave and never come back?

Then Why are there so many frustrated people hanging around?
Because we have to!
There are no other way!!

As for me, I went in and took a ticket, check what was the next number to be called and went out for lunch. Had myself a nice Portuguese Chicken burger and lipton ice tea, walk around the nearby shops before I went back to the RTA.

Early Morning

Had to be at work early yesterday. 6 am start!!
We had a few release in the morning and lucky me I was the one to test that it works in production. 4 hour sleep and cold morning shower is always great for the body =P

Had no breakfast, just a banana and a cup of tea. Of course the installation was did not go in smoothly. I had to fix a couple of bugs on the way. Man it is so hard to troubleshoot when you are running low on sleep and food in your stomach. In any case it all worked well in the end. And what did I get for all my hard work?
Nothing ZIP!! Just more work.

ADULT SEX QUIZ

Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

Monday, June 07, 2004

Interview

Had a job interview on last friday...damn it was nerve racking.
I have not been in an interview for 5 years and I was a wee bit rusty.

My palm was actually wet and my throat was dry...
But as time went by, I was more relaxed and got into the groove. I guess interviews is like riding a bicycle... you never forget how to do it... but sometimes you do get a bit rusty... =P

Good thing that the interviewer was also rusty and non technical =P
I think I impressed her, cause she asked for my reference and she is organising a second interview with me and the MD.

So finger cross and I'll be in a new job and much much better pay!!!

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Emmy Rossum

Also I think Emmy Rossum is such a hottie!!

Can't wait to see her in her future screen hits =)

Yummy Yummy!!

Day after yesterday =)

went and saw Day After Tomorrow last night with the wife. Had KFC for dinner and gelato for dessert and for entertainment we saw the movie.

I must say it was not bad. The first 40 mins of the movie was awesome, the CGI was great and no cheesy acting.. but after all the money was spend on the CGI I guess you can't blame them for the bad acting and cheesy lines.

Overall I don't mind the movie at all. It has all the key entertainment value:

1. Action
2. Special Effects

What else do you need??...

Also I had the most awesome chocolate fudge gelato !! It was a great dessert after a greasy 3 piece meal =)




Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Bloody politics...

Thank god that my boss is back tomorrow... for the last week and a half I have been the unofficial boss in my little department.

I hate just taking over..cause I don't want my other work mates thinking that I am power monger. But the problem is that my other co-workers are lazy arse and never wants to take over the resposibility, so it just gets default on to me.

All I do is go into management meetings and bitch about how marketing ask for ridiculous time for deployment!

Of course the best is, when you speak to Ops and try to convince them that we need to install the release on a specific date.

I swear today, I have to argue with this ops rep that we need to release a code before 6.00AM.... So she replied "Ok make it 6:30" ???!!??

BEFORE 6.00AM YOU DUMB ARSE BITCH!! NOT AFTER!!!

Man at that moment.... if I had a gun... I would have gone postal on her =P

Pepsi Flavoring Component is Corrosive?

If it is good enough to clean your toilets, it is good enough to drink =)



The secret to getting babes =)

Damn!! I have an invitation and no girls are climbing on me!!

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