So long and Thanks for all the fish

Today started so well, until I lock myself out of my apartment!!

As usual, during the lunch hours I went home to change into my sports cloths to have a game of soccer. Of course in my rush to paly, I left my freaking keys, wallet, every-farking-thing in my apartment!!
What am I suppose to do. I don't even have a mobile to call anyone !!
I am Farking stuck!!

So rather than freaking out, I decide to release my frustration on the field. And what do you know, it was one of my best game on the field today. I scored once and assisted a couple of times! Shit man I was hot, I was assisting in defence and offence. Our team won, 5 to 1 (I think)

So what to do next. I have to go back to work in my sport cloths and my stud shoes and ask someone to buzz me into the building. Called the wife and advised her of my foolishness. She laughed. I laughed. She told me that she have to work overtime, but she will try to drop the key at 5 pm. This means I had to walk around for the last 3 hours in my shorts and t shirt. Thank god that my company is pretty liberal about clothings. Added to the insult I am freezing my butt off under the A/C and I have no money to even buy my lunch.

So how was your day ....