So long and Thanks for all the fish

Network Marketing!
Why is everyone going into Network Marketing?
Does it really work ?
How do I say no to my friends who are inviting to one of this seminar?
Why can't they leave me alone ??!!

Which one have I been to ?
Emma Page
Usana
Amway
And the latest Gold Quest!!

So what do they sell? Nothing!! That is the whole point, what you buy is the business!

From my experience, in each seminar they would only spend 20% of the time telling you about the product they have, but what they sell is not the product (eg gold coins, vitamins, etc), but the business.

What they want us to do, is to be their walking, talking shop. We buy the business to make money and the product is like a benefit for getting the business

They spill out names like Robert Kiyosaki and Denis Waitley. Saying that they approve of this product and if they approve of it, this means it will work for us!

They say that we can be free from the shackles of work, by selling the business. They say that if you believe it, you will be rich.

What do I say ?

F**K OFF!!
Leave me alone!
I don't want your business and I don't want your "Financial Advise"