Thursday, November 20, 2003
Up the All Blacks
To celebrate the wallabies trashing of New Zealand All blacks here are some jokes to poke fun on the all blacks:
Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
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Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and an arsonist? A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.
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The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, soft and no CUP!!!
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Did you hear that the NZ Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of the All Blacks players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Did you hear about the Kiwi politician who was found dead in a All Black jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order
to save his family from the embarrassment.
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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable."
Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
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Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and an arsonist? A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.
============================
The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, soft and no CUP!!!
============================
Did you hear that the NZ Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of the All Blacks players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
============================
Did you hear about the Kiwi politician who was found dead in a All Black jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order
to save his family from the embarrassment.
============================
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable."
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